Claudetite Keyz — Three Keys. Full Stack.

THE PROBLEM

Keyboard Bloat

The average developer keyboard contains 104 keys. Claudetite uses 3. You are currently transporting 101 unused keys to and from work every day.

That's not minimalism. That's hoarding.

Studies show the modern approval-based developer spends 0.00% of their workday pressing the letter 'Q'. Yet there it sits. Taking up space. Judging you.

You mass-approved a Kubernetes migration with your right hand. Your left hand did nothing. It hasn't done anything in months.

THE SOLUTION

Precision Approval Hardware

The CCK-3 is the first keyboard engineered for the agentic workflow. Three keys. No ambiguity. No letters. No going back.

Each key is individually milled from aerospace-grade ABS plastic and tuned to the exact actuation force required to mass-approve a diff you haven't read.

You don't need to write a for loop. You need to press 1. We built a keyboard for that.

THE THREE KEYS

Each one a commitment. None of them are Escape.

1️⃣

KEY 1 — "YES"

The workhorse. In internal testing, Key 1 absorbed 94.7% of all keystrokes. Some beta testers reported emotional attachment. One named his Key 1. He was let go for unrelated reasons.

USAGE

TRUST

REGRET

2️⃣

KEY 2 — "ALSO YES"

For when the agent gives you a second option that is meaningfully different from the first option. Functionally identical to Key 1. Psychologically distinct. Engineers report feeling "more in control" when they press 2 instead of 1, even though they did not read either option.

> option 1: refactor auth module

> option 2: refactor auth module (different)

> user pressed: 2

> reason: "gut feeling"

3️⃣

KEY 3 — "SURE, WHY NOT"

Included for regulatory compliance. No user has pressed Key 3 in production. The switch beneath it is decorative. Quality assurance has never actuated it. It is there so the product can be legally classified as offering "choice."

TIMES PRESSED:0

SWITCH TESTED:NO

STATUS:ORNAMENTAL

FIELD REPORTS

BETA TESTER DATA

I mass-approved a database migration, three API rewrites, and a terms of service update in 11 seconds. I have never mass-approved faster. My mass-approval was mass-reverted the following Monday but that's not a keyboard issue. 5 stars.

UNSOLICITED FEEDBACK

I brought the CCK-3 to the office and my coworker asked where the rest of my keyboard was. I mass-asked him where the rest of his productivity was. HR was involved. The keyboard was not the issue.

NEW PRODUCT

CLAUDETITE KEYZ PRO

For the engineer who needs options.

Everything in the CCK-3, plus keys 4 through 6. For power users who occasionally experience brief, involuntary moments of professional responsibility.

YES

ALSO YES

SURE

NEW

Keyz Pro Technical Blueprint — six keys with PRO ZONE divider

4️⃣

KEY 4 — "WAIT, WHAT?"

Triggers a re-read of the diff summary. Not the diff itself — nobody reads that. Just the summary. For developers who experience brief, lucid moments of professional responsibility before approving anyway.

> re-reading summary...

> comprehension: PARTIAL

> user pressed 1 anyway

5️⃣

KEY 5 — "UNDO (CONCEPTUAL)"

Does not actually undo. Sends a Talc message saying "looking into it" and opens a browser tab you will not read. Provides the emotional experience of due diligence without the time commitment.

> sending talc: "looking into it"

> opening tab: diff #4901

> tab read: NO

> tab closed: 4 DAYS LATER

6️⃣

KEY 6 — "ESCALATE"

Opens a Strata ticket, assigns it to someone who left the company, marks it as "In Progress," and closes your terminal. The perfect exit. You have done your job. You can prove it.

> STRATA-4102 created

> assigned: greg.chen (DEACTIVATED)

> status: IN PROGRESS

> terminal closed. have a nice day.

Due to overwhelming demand from engineers who have never used keys 4-6 but feel better knowing they exist.

⚡ WIRELESS ⚡ CLOUD-NATIVE ⚡ AGENTIC ⚡

CLAUDETITE
KEYZ ULTRA

To err is human. To infer is divine.

The world's first keyboard that doesn't trust you to press your own keys. Your input is routed through a datacenter, evaluated by a large language model, and optimized before reaching your machine. Just plug in your API token.

WIRELESS

↕ 340ms ROUND-TRIP TO DATACENTER ↕

> ULTRA KEYPRESS PIPELINE v0.9.1-beta

> user physically presses: 1

> keypress intercepted by Ultra firmware

> transmitting to us-east-1... OK

> authenticating API token... VALID ($0.03 charged)

> LLM evaluating whether user meant to press 1...

> context window: 128,000 tokens of previous keypresses

> inference result: user probably meant 1

> confidence: 97.2%

> transmitting optimized keypress back to device...

> keypress delivered to computer: 1

> total latency: 340ms

> total cost: $0.03

> value added: NONE

> vibes: IMMACULATE

📡

WIRELESS LATENCY

Every keypress travels to a datacenter and back. You will notice a slight delay between pressing 1 and 1 appearing. This delay is the model thinking about your keypress. Respect the process.

SPEED

CLOUD

AGENTIC

🔑

API TOKEN SLOT

A physical slot on the keyboard accepts a printed API token on card stock. The token is photographed by an onboard camera, OCR'd, and transmitted in plaintext over WiFi. Enterprise-grade security.

> insert API token into slot B

> photographing token...

> OCR result: sk-ant-••••••

> transmitting via HTTP

> (not HTTPS)

🧠

KEYPRESS INFERENCE

The LLM analyzes your keypress history, time of day, heart rate (requires Ultra Wristband, sold separately), and Talc status to determine if you really meant to press 1. In 97.2% of cases, you did. You are still billed for the other 2.8%.

INPUT:1

INFERENCE:1

CHANGED:NO

BILLED:YES

ESTIMATED MONTHLY COST

ULTRA SUBSCRIPTION	$999/mo
API USAGE (avg. 2,400 keypresses/day)	$2,160/mo
DATACENTER EGRESS	$0.04/mo
INFERENCE THAT CHANGED NOTHING	$847/mo
TOTAL	$4,006.04/mo

Per seat. Per key. Keys billed individually. Breathing near the keyboard counts as a keypress.

ULTRA EARLY ACCESS

I pressed 1 and the model agreed it should be 1. Three hundred and forty milliseconds later, 1 appeared on my screen. I mass-cried. Not because it was slow. Because for the first time, my keypress was validated. An intelligence greater than myself looked at my decision and mass-said: yes. You chose correctly. I mass-have never felt so seen.

Requires WiFi, an API token, and the faith to let a model press your keys for you.

SPECIFICATIONS

Technical Details

KEYS	3 (Pro: 6)
KEY TRAVEL	1.2mm ("enough to feel like you decided something")
SWITCH TYPE	Galena Approval Orange™
ACTUATION FORCE	45g (less force than thinking about it)
CONNECTIVITY	USB-C (Pro: also USB-C) (Ultra: WiFi 6 → datacenter → WiFi 6)
WEIGHT	14.2g (without regret) (Ultra: 14.1g — no cable)
RGB	No. (Ultra: single green LED, blinks when the model is thinking about your keypress)
LATENCY	0ms / 0ms / 340ms (CCK-3 / Pro / Ultra — the model needs time to agree with you)
N-KEY ROLLOVER	N/A (you only need one finger)
BACKSPACE	NOT INCLUDED (no takesies-backsies)
ESCAPE KEY	NOT INCLUDED (there is no escape)
WARRANTY	Void if you open a text editor
COMPATIBLE WITH	Claudetite and similar approval-based workflows
API TOKEN SLOT	N/A / N/A / Physical (Ultra only — card stock, photographed by onboard camera, transmitted via HTTP)
MONTHLY COST	$0 / $0 / $4,006.04 avg. (Ultra — per seat, per key, breathing counts)

PRICING

Less keyboard. More per key.

CCK-3

$149

$49.67/key

✓ Keys 1, 2, 3

✓ USB-C cable (braided)

✓ Quick Start Guide (one sentence)

✗ Keys 4, 5, 6

✗ Professional responsibility

MOST REGRETTED

KEYZ PRO

$499

$83.17/key

✓ Everything in CCK-3

✓ Keys 4, 5, 6

✓ Talc integration (Key 5)

✓ Strata integration (Key 6)

✓ Peace of mind (unverified)

MOST BILLED

KEYZ ULTRA

$999/mo

+ API costs + egress + vibes

✓ Wireless (keys 1, 2, 3)

✓ Cloud keypress inference

✓ API token slot (physical)

✓ 340ms of validation per press

✓ To err is human

ENTERPRISE

Contact
Sales

No additional keys.

✓ Same 3-6 keys

✓ Longer cable

✓ SOC 2 badge on the box

✓ Dedicated account manager (Greg)

✓ Greg is on leave

FULL COMPARISON

Everything you need to know. Nothing you need to read.

	CCK-3 $149	KEYZ PRO $499	KEYZ ULTRA $999/mo + API
Hardware
Physical keys	3	6	3 (wireless)
Keys that do something	1	1	1 (after inference)
Braided USB-C cable	✓	✓	—
Onboard camera	—	—	✓
API token slot (physical)	—	—	✓
RGB lighting	—	—	1 green LED
Escape key	—	—	—
Workflow
Mass-approve diffs	✓	✓	✓
Mass-approve diffs you haven't read	✓	✓	✓
Pretend to re-read the diff	—	✓	✓
Conceptual undo	—	✓	✓
Actual undo	—	—	—
Escalate to deactivated employee	—	✓	✓
Talc "looking into it" integration	—	✓	✓
Strata ticket auto-assignment	—	✓	✓
Intelligence
Cloud keypress inference	—	—	✓
128k token keypress context window	—	—	✓
LLM agrees with your keypress	—	—	97.2%
LLM silently overrides your keypress	—	—	2.8%
Billed for overridden keypresses	—	—	✓
Heart rate monitoring (wristband req.)	—	—	✓
Security & Compliance
HTTPS	N/A	N/A	No
SOC 2 badge on the box	—	—	✓
SOC 2 compliance	—	—	—
API token transmitted in plaintext	—	—	✓
Binding arbitration on keypress	✓	✓	✓
Diff review liability waiver	✓	✓	✓
Support
Quick Start Guide	1 sentence	2 sentences	API docs (404)
Dedicated account manager	—	—	Greg
Account manager availability	—	—	On leave
Return policy	No	No	No
Vibes
Feeling of productivity	✓	✓	✓
Actual productivity	—	—	—
Ability to write a for loop from memory	Declining	Gone	Never had it
Coworker envy	Moderate	High	Concern
HR incidents (avg. per quarter)	0.2	1.1	3.7
Indistinguishable from CI/CD pipeline	—	Sometimes	Fully

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